December 3

                                               BREAKING NEWS

(three months later)

Seventy year old Elizabeth is pregnant!  She has been seen in the market place chatting with her friends.  Elizabet said we could expect earth shattering news coming from Nazareth  real soon.

OUR FACT CHECKER:  Someone bearing a child in their seventies is very rare.  Our reliable source says that in Israel it has only happened once.  Sarah, wife of Abraham, gave birth to Issac when she nigh on ninety years old.