JERUSALEM GAZETTE December 5th
Mary, alleged to be the daughter of Joachim and Anne, albeit some say her father is Heil, has been planning for months for her upcoming marriage to Joseph. Since Joseph lays no claim to being the child’s father, one wonders what course he’ll take. Some of his strict Pharisee friends are urging him to have her stoned. “You should make an example of her,” they say, “so other young women will know we won’t tolerate such hanky panky.” Joseph is looking over all his options.